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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is antonym ME: synonym JUDGE: no you have to spell it, not give an example ME: *lips on mic* i-t"

"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"

"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."

"Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?"