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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls."

"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."

"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."

"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."

"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."

"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"

"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""

"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."

"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"