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Joke of the Day
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."
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"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"Pro Tip: you can't just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail"
"How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship? 9/11"
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."
"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."
"If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me."
"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."