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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""What do you have on tap?"" He replies, ""Anheuser-Busch"" She says, ""Just fine. How's your penis?"""

"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."

"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"

"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"

"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."

"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."

"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "

"If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."