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Joke of the Day
"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "
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"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."
"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."
"My cremated aunt used to give great advice. She always told me that you have to urn your place in life."
"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."
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"Already resenting that I have to wake up tomorrow."
"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."