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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: You have to stop eating donuts... Me: OK D:...so that I can start the operation. M: [STUFFING DONUT UNDER OXYGEN MASK] For later."

"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"

"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."

"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."

"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."

"How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they've never tried."

"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."