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Joke of the Day
"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5"
Next Joke
"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""
"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."
"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."
"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"
"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."
"This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs? Ovaries-y"
"Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!!"