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Joke of the Day

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."

"My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to bitch. So I suggest you don't test that."

"A reality star, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. And Josh Duggar orders a drink."

"I made a joke up!!! Two midgets walk into a bar. edit: sorry I didn't set the bar very high for this joke. edit2: don't' worry- they're ok."

"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."

"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""

"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"

"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"

"My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!"