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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."

"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""

"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"

"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"

"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."

"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"

"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."

"[home] FRIEND: How'd family dinner go? ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here."