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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camel with three humps? pregnant"
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"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"
"Where did Stephen Hawking find his wife The vegetable isle"
"This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting."
"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"
"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"
"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."