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Joke of the Day
"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""
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"What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"
"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."
"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"
"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."
"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."
"There's been a toothpaste scandal. The press have called it Col-Gate."
"Flirtation tip: glue a dead wasp to your hand before the date, then snatch at the air beside her head and show her the wasp. Say ""close one"""