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Joke of the Day

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"My ""I hate you"" face must look very similar to my ""tell me more"" face. I'll have to work on that."

"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."

"What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."

"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family"