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Joke of the Day
"How do you say 50 cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
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"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"
"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."
"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"
"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""
"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "