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Joke of the Day

"Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!"

"When is decency going to be cool again?"

"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato"

"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."

"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"