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Joke of the Day

"Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!"

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"

"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."

"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""

"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."

"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."