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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves? Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks."

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""

"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"

"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"

"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"welcome to fireman school. raise ur hand if you thought this was firefighter school *all hands raise* wrong *lights self on fire* FIREMAN"

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."