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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chicken and a hen? The spelling."
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"What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? ""Everyone got seat belts on back there?"""
"it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you."
"Why are Donald Trump's books always do confusing? Because they start at chapter 11."
"Do you ever put an orange in your beer? Once in a Blue Moon"
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am independent"
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"
"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."
"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"