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Joke of the Day

"What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?"

"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."

"How do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer."

"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!"

"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"

"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"

"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""

"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."

"Going to work My boss told me yesterday, ""Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want"". But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters gear, the bastard said I was fired."

"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."