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Joke of the Day
"Just had sex in an Apple Orchard. I came in cider."
Next Joke
"I was walking across the park... ...when I noticed a ball in the air getting bigger. ""That's odd"", I thought, ""how is it doing that?"" Then it hit me..."
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery ""What poor people there are in America,"" a man tells his comrade, ""Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"""
"In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? In wireland"
"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"