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Joke of the Day

"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic!"

"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."

"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"