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Joke of the Day

"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."

"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."

"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"

"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."

"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"

"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"

"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"