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Joke of the Day
"People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law."
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"Whenever I hear ""let me tell you the truth"", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say ""brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."""
"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."
"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""
"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"
"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."
"Did you know? If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail."
"The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked."
"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"