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Joke of the Day

"Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says ""sorry we don't serve your type in here"""

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged five years and in a barrel."

"It's hard to get a lot done when you're busy having a snack every 15 minutes"

"How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!"

"Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."

"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "