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Joke of the Day

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" -FDR ""Exactly."" -everyone with anxiety"

"What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang."

"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"

"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"

"When I was 8 years old, my dad got me with the worst dad joke ever. He said he was going to the store and would be back soon..."

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."