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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? There's lipstick on the cucumbers."
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"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"
"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."
"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"
"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."
"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."
"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. My wife won't let me have any."