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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en"

"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"

"Somebody once told me I was a real skeptic... I didn't believe 'em."

"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"

"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"

"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."

"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"

"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"