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Joke of the Day
"I never get the silent treatment when I really want it."
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"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."
"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"
"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"
"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"
"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"
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"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."
"What are pornstars paid? Income."
"What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID? an impasta!"