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Joke of the Day

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."

"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"

"Guess what? Dickbutt"

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"Did you hear the bus drivers story? Me neither i was on the back of the bus..."

"What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd."

"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."

"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"Q: What weapon is most feared by knights? A: A can opener."