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Joke of the Day

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."

"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."

"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"

"Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies? Long necks."

"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."

"Scientists are now saying climate change is ""whatever"" and life is ""bullshit"" and ""Judith left me last night, that's why I'm drunk at work""."

"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."

"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."