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Joke of the Day
"Are they shutting twitter down anytime soon? I need to do life stuff."
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."
"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"
"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"
"I don't think I could ever do a threesome. I can't even satisfy one girl, let alone a girl and a guy."
"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."
"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."
"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"
"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"