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Joke of the Day
"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"
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"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Gold."
"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."
"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."
"What if the Daleks start eating an apple a day"
"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"