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Joke of the Day

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"

"Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom"

"HIM: Hi, I'm Bill. ME: Hi, I'm...oh shit this is embarrassing. I'm not really good with names."

"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? A conductor."

"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"

"Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it."

"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."

"There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are. You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."