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Joke of the Day
"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."
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"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""
"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""
"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"
"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates..."
"Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins.. I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double."
"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."