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Joke of the Day
"What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest."
Next Joke
"Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink."
"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."
"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."
"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."
"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"
"I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend."
"Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody."
"Why should you not throw stones at a knight? Because heavy metal is harder than rock."