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Joke of the Day

"So, I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he's had... He started counting and fell asleep."

"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."

"The problem with driving a Yugo... ... is that the Czech engine light is always on."

"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."

"I got a fishing pole for my wife I thought it was a pretty good trade."

"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."

"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."

"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."