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Joke of the Day

"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."

"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."

"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"

"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""

"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."

"Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth"

"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."

"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"