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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"How many Hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? Nein"

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."

"15: MOM, WHERE'S MY NIRVANA SHIRT?! Me: Name THREE songs & I'll help you look for it. 15: ..."

"How do you get a jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve"

"Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'"

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."

"Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts."