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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat."
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"My old guitar teacher was arrested yesterday... He got caught fingering A Minor."
"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"
"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"
"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."
"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."
"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""
"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"
"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"