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Joke of the Day
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."
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"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face."
"If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun."
"New exercise regimen: I can only sit down when my toddler does. So far I've lost 17,000 pounds."
"I'd like to thank my gps for making me feel like the star of an action movie every time it waits too long to tell me where to turn."
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... And he'll wanna use your yacht!"
"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."
"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"