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Joke of the Day
"19 and 20 got into a fight... Now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace."
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"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."
"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."
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"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."
"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."
"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."
"Why was Hitler kicked off the track team? He could never finish a race."