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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday I'ts nice, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: i wanna watch"

"Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick! Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure."

"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"I wish I was half excited about anything as a four year old is to push an elevator button."

"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."

"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."

"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"

"I keep having to remind myself that an ""oral history"" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds."

"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."