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Joke of the Day

"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."

"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"

"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months."

"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."