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Joke of the Day
"So I'm taking a Terrorism and Covert Politics class Pretty sure I bombed the midterm."
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"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"
"How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month? What an Idiot."
"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"
"What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ? They are Clausaphobic"
"""Study: Child dies in portable pool every 5 days"" SOMEBODY HELP THAT DAMN KID"
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""