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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee."
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"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."
"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."
"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."
"Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys."
"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"
"Igloo Building by S Keemo"
"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."