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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee."
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"What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope"
"Why did I throw my phone out of my window? Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane..."
"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."
"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"
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"People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars."
"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"
"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."