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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler."

"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."

"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"

"Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard."

"What does an identity thief look like? A mirror."

"Macbeth Joke Lady Macbeth: Out damned spot! The dog named Spot: Ruff ruff ruff. [Exeunt/Leaves] Spot (Aside): Wow, I wonder why she hates me so much? I thought my bark was polite enough!"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"Girl, you're just like hell... because I'd kill to enter you."

"What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian."