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Joke of the Day
"I call my penis ""Batman"". Girls love it when the Dark Knight Rises."
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"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"
"What do you call a parent an a transsexual A transparent"
"I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."
"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."
"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""
"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."