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Joke of the Day
"I call my penis ""Batman"". Girls love it when the Dark Knight Rises."
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"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."
"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."
"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."
"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."
"I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat."
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""