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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
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"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"
"""He's not sleeping with you cause you're fat and ugly, so lose some weight and do your make up like this."" - Women's magazines, summarized."
"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."
"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."
"I forgot, what is the name they call themselves, the group that wants to form a new country in what is now Syria and Irak? They are the Nemesis of the USA."
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"