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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
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"What's a transgender's fabourite pokemon? Unknown"
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you "
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."
"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius."