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Joke of the Day

"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."

"Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement. THEY'RE EVOLVING."

"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"

"Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*? ""Can't say I have."" ""That's because it hasn't came out yet."""

"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""

"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"