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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods."

"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"

"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"

"What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair."

"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."

"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."

"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"

"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."