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Joke of the Day
"On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods."
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"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"
"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""
"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."
"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands"
"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"