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Joke of the Day
"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."
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"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."
"coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."
"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"
"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."
".@LAPD My wife made hazelnut ""coffee"" with my coffee maker. Send all available units."
"The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long"