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Joke of the Day

"If you find yourself in conversation with a stutterer, it is best to shout out ""Reeeeeemix"" and scratch at invisible turntables."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"

"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"