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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he was worried he's losing his hair I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head"

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"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."
"What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."