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Joke of the Day
"I tried to walk into Target... But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg RIP."
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"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes."
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"
"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"
"Do you guys ever bite your tongue by accident? Do you guys ever hit a homeless man then just keep driving?"
"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."
"An irishman walks out of a bar..."
"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."